Terror Attack at Marine Base Averted? EcoHealth Funding Pulled Over Covid Lies, Abbott Pardons Perry, Red Lobster's Downfall.
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Top Story: Alright, folks, diving straight into a story that’s got people talking—or not talking, as the case may be. We turn our attention to an incident that’s more hush-hush than a library in finals week. I’m talking about the story that pretty much only Potomac Local News, with its steadfast commitment to that local beat, seems willing to dig into. Here’s the lowdown: In the wee hours of May 3rd, two fellows driving a box truck rolled up to the gates of Quantico Marine Corps Base—with aspirations of crashing Amazon’s delivery scene, it seems—or so they claimed. But something about this delivery smelled fishier than a Red Lobster dumpster. Military police officers were skeptical of this supposedly Amazonian excursion, so they directed the pair to a secondary check area. And that’s when things got real: the driver hit the pedal heavy enough to start a metal band called 'Gas Against the Marines.'
As they say, though, you can’t BS a BS'er—or, in this case, the MPs. Quick action led to the slamming up of barriers, stopping the truck in its tracks—literally. The Marines slapped a trespassing charge on the wannabe intruders and handed them over to ICE. Kelly Sienkowski, the local reporter digging her heels into this saga, has pinned the story on the national radar faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. From what she’s gathered, using those fancy things called 'anonymous sources,' one of these gents hailed from Jordan, and had apparently waltzed his way across the southern border like it was a high school prom. Even more compelling, or troubling depending on your point of view, one of them is supposedly cozying up with names on the U.S. terrorist watch list.
The plot, dear listeners, thickens like gravy on Thanksgiving. The box truck duo weren't just a pair of confused delivery drivers who took a wrong turn — they were foreign nationals who had eyebrows raised so high th
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